My sister and I are officially nerds. The following is an actual conversation. Get ready to groan. It's pretty bad.
Me: Dude, you should try drinking less coffee. You're addicted. Drink tea instead. I did. Just to SPICE things up a bit. (Get it?)
Sister: Yeah...maybe I should chai that. Haha.
Me: Oh geeze, thanks a latte. Jumping on the pun bandwagon, huh? You've gone down a STEEP slope into Punville with me, my friend.
Me: Also, why are you still at lab? I'm sure you have everything down to a tea.
Sister: Lame. I can't think of another pun.
Me: I win...I'm the pun queen. I've got this one in the bag.
Sister: Well remember...winning comes with strings attached.
Me: Oh dear...I think you should leaf the puns to me from here on out.
Sister: Oh no no no...ummm...I'll wait. You'll need to brew over some new puns soon.
Me: When it comes to puns, I'm the cream of the crop.
Sister: I'm half-and-half...sometimes it's a hit, sometimes it's a miss.
Me: Okay, that was a good one.
Sister: I'm STEAMING!
Me: Don't get too hot with your own success...you don't want to make my blood boil.
Sister: Hot with success? That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Me: ...I totally set myself up for that one.